Dear Santa,You know when I am sleeping, and you know when I'm awake. That's kind of creepy, but since you bring me presents, I'll let it slide. You also know when I've been bad or good, but the cookies I leave out for you each year seem to tip the scales in my favor. You'll find more on the hearth this year. I'm sorry there's always so much frosting on them. The kids think it's funny to make it at least an inch thick on the cookie we leave for you. Please blame them for that one, not me.
The heart of this letter is, of course, what I want for Christmas. (Do you get tired of reading so many requests?) There's not very much that I want this year. I already have my two front teeth and I wouldn't know what to do with a partridge in a pear tree.